#so jughead jones

[davidtennantgenderenvy]

I’m a doctor. I’m a time lord. I’m from the planet Gallifrey on the constellation of Kasterborous. I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t wanna fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid phone box? That’s weird.

[nataliescatorccio]

RIVERDALE + tumblr text posts

[uglygirlstatus]

at least we’ll always have Archie: The Musical

[inky-squid-art]

im still alive. hi

[crowley-anthony]

Every Bughead Kiss (I hope)

[saturnaftertaste]

core four, forever and alvvays | archie, marry me

a final tribute on the dawn of the final day. goodbye riverdale…goodbye forever 💔

[diltonsstrangescience]

My new favorite headcanon that I don’t really believe is that Jughead is the one character in the Archie comics universe who’s aware that they’ve all existed in the exact same state since (at least) the 40s while time passes around them. And he’s so chill all the time because at this point he’s basically in the second act of a time loop story—he’s stopped trying to convince people or break the loop, and he’s stopped worrying about any and all consequences.

Jughead’s already so weird that nobody thinks twice when he tells them things about their time loop-ish situation, or acts oddly nonchalant about things that should warrant concern. They assume he’s just making dumb jokes or being lazy.

Jug doesn’t really mind the loop. There are worse ways to spend eternity than being a cool teen doing fun stuff with your friends forever. Getting to experience every new decade and its technological advancements without the drawback of aging. It’s a pretty sweet deal. But occasionally it is a little worrying that nobody else is ever able to understand the nature of their universe.

Overall though, Jug’s pretty fine with how things are. He doesn’t waste time worrying about the loop and it’s existential issues, he just keeps on living like always. Life is good. Why try to change it? He’s just going to do whatever makes him happy moment to moment. He’s going to hang out with his friends, and eat good food, and be as weird as he can possibly be. Forever. :)

[teafer]

goodbye riverdale... i'll miss you so bad

[ylissebian]

red paladin and his hellcaster | enchantress and her gryphon queen

[cherylblossom]

“Can I at least kiss you goodbye?” “Jughead Jones, you read my mind.”

[coolaidstain]

TIL that theres aphobes on Tumblr trying to claim that Jughead Jones has actually been gay coded the whole time and that saying he's ace is homophobic I fucking hate it here

[lover-of-small-things]

jarchie as text posts but it's a roller coaster between silliness and utter sincerity

[darwinquark]

please tell me this professional phase isn't going to last long ma'am I am humble and starving

it's not

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[awsok]

to someone on the outside, peering in, it would've looked like there were four people in that booth. but I was there, and I can tell you: really, there were only three. core four | ao3 | youtube

[bughead-in-the-comics]

From The Coming of Jughead, Archie's Pal Jughead #129 (2000).